“a dumb Stacey Dash”

Donald Trump: orders women to pee on a mattress.

You missed the woman’s AWESOME follow up. Bravo!

Have SO MUCH FUN. Seriously.

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

I give a pass for keaton he was in the movie hidden figures after all. And in general I’m glad they are apologizing and being made aware of it.

I’m sure all that cab driver needed was to be heard and then, maybe, given a hug after he let out all the hate that he’s been holding on to for all this time. And really, isn’t this whole ordeal actually her fault for being so self-evidently Othered in his presence? She’s out here winning elections and taking offices…

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

This is the section of the song that killed me:

Jez should create a living document of all these stories. There are already hundreds and it’s been four days.

#MakeTheIronIslandsGreatAgain

Hot and sour soup is the best soup for sickness, hands down. It beats chicken noodle by a million miles.

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

i choose to believe it’s actually the “triple lindy WEST”, where you get to stare at our lady of perpetual babeness three times:

Guys, my (Latino) husband doesn’t know it yet because he’s not home, but our couples Halloween costume is now Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre, this nightmare election is finally giving me something useful.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there is an intersection of Amy Schumer fans and Trump voters.

THIS POST IS FOR SARANFANS ONLY!!!!!

THIS POST IS FOR SARANFANS ONLY.

The internet is not made up solely of Firefly fans. It’s 20% Browncoats, 20% Bronies, 10% Unwashed Greasy Gamergaters, 15% People Who Say “Actually” And/Or “To Be Fair” in comments, and 69% Porn.