Ok, Mazda. I want you to hear me out on this...

The Pope can do burnouts now? Holy smokes!

Pictured: Francis signing latest Papal Bull.

I now want to quote insurance on a new 911 for my area... NW Minnesota where you are more likely to hit a deer than a car.

You win

On behalf of those who don’t own Mustangs I assure you, it’s hilarious. Still.

That came in a plain white cardboard box just labeled “Car”, didn’t it?

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

If only the M4 was available as a 4-door coupe....

I wish BMW offered more models.

What’s the point? Not going off road. Not towing or hauling much of anything. Not really a luxury family SUV, and sure as hell not going to have many people going, “Hey, cool truck!” in any sort of unironic way.

I wood feel pretty crappy if this happened to me

I think I can speak for all of us when I say we’ll be rooting for him.

Looks like she’s had a recent engine out service.

...but I don’t think it’ll do 220 mph.

I installed one of the button type handles on my car. Only it doesn’t open the door. It just rings a bell, which summons my butler. Then he opens the door for me. It’s all very civilized.

I tried. My front design needs help.

I had heard about the slave girls, my interest was piqued. But by that time the Martian dealers had closed. The advertising piece I received only said 'Visit Us at Our New Location on the Moon of Saturn.' Little did I know Saturn had sixty-two moons.

Huh? New WRX = $28k-$30k (Depending on options), New STi = $38k-$41k (Depending on options). That's a HUGE difference in terms of down payment and financing, not to mention the insurance difference. 2008-2009 STi's are around $30k with 40,000+ miles on them - it's sheer insanity to pay that kind of money for a car…