Good kid, you raised him well :-).

Friends don’t let even enemies drive Pp bruisers.

And 2006 seems to be the very worst year of PT Cruiser to buy.

First mistake.. girl had boyfriend, you kept at it anyway. I think we all make that mistake at least once. Second mistake was buying a used volvo of that era, very expensive cars to own. It’s all a learning experience though.

Just to be clear (since everything written becomes immortalized) I would never actually hurt anybody.

I wanted a big, bad cruiser. Bought the SHO, threw a stage 4+X tune on it. Now runs 0-60 in 4.3 seconds while massaging my back and cooling my butt.

This was a 2015 MK7 GTI - First one in South Carolina.

My 2000 Volvo V70R

I wrote a story for a Reddit post on this:

Need I go on?

Yes, the end of the defender is sad news. But for us Americans, we are just now entering into the golden era of importable Defenders with the 200TDI now importable and soon enough the 300TDI.

You’d be hard pressed to find a TV from a major manufacturer these days without apps built in.

You’d be hard pressed to find a TV from a major manufacturer these days without apps built in.

Camoflage fail... if they didn’t have the dazzle camo on those quarter panels nobody would have paid any attention to that truck.

Chris Christie clearing his colon?

Well, it helps that you don’t have to line the pockets of the entire executive management staff at Lockheed-Martin.

Optimus Prime’s kidney stone. Excellent analogy.

Came here to say something snarky before realizing it might get me banished to the grey for all eternity.

It bothers me too, how are we supposed to poke fun and point out any(all) flaws with ease?!

Hey, it’s Project Satan!

Interesting fact about that Camaro- The visibility doesn’t change when you brush the snow off the car.

It stumps me as to why you didn’t make an attempt to meet DeMuro and combine your two horrible fantastic fucking ideas into the best post Jalopnik’s ever seen.