Aaaaand I just realized that Fowler and Davis aren't the same guy.

I assume he was "up for whatever."

Counter point.

Miko: This is like putting these players through 2 car crashes a week! They don't care about the players, they care about the money!

To intimidate their opponent into surrendering by the sheer force of their KICKASS INK BRO

"I want you to form a fucking wall."

Wilfork was disappointed to discover that there was no apple filling inside of the turnover

He probably deflated the tires before she got in the car.

Something something handled it in the locker room....something something wouldn't stand for it......something something social media.....tradition....scotch...skin bronzer....scotch scotch scotch....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

They would have just blocked each other, but neither one knew how.

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

She looks like Ashanti's mean older sister.

One can only hope that Jay Cutler's children will be fortunate enough to have to testify against him one day.

As of 10:40am et, the test pattern was up 28-0 on Arkansas.

"If RGIII is the starter, we want out."

Meanwhile, Julius Randle tried to call you to say that he somehow wound up with all of your shopping bags in his car. He's not sure how it happened. But you can come get them, I mean, if you still want them. Didn't seem like you really did in the first place, though, you know, leaving them in the cart while you…

Forget the guy and his balls! That woman looks like she could kill me seven times before my body hit the ground!

If Christian Bale was named Muslim Bale - hey prob would have made another Batman! Snyder was obvi anti-Christian! #FuckAffleck

Fuck this guy. Leave wild animals alone- that's why they're called "wild" in the first place.