My brother and his friend went to his steakhouse and ordered a glass of some crazy expensive whiskey (can't remember). When the bar didn't have it in stock the bartender told someone "Ditka has a bottle at his desk, should be in the bottom right drawer if he has any left." There was. Not a crazy story, but not that…

At this point, the Giants would probably be better off just forfeiting the rest of their games and putting on a three-hour Odell Beckham Jr. skills showcase every Sunday.

Boss: "I got some bad news guys..."

Ryan plans to appeal, which would make the Jets the only team to somehow lose during their bye week.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

I'm embarrassed for this guy. I mean, nothing is worse than a basketball jersey on a grown man.

"2-4-6-8! PERFECT AGE FOR A DATE!"

I hate being a Giants fan. Could be worse, though.

Awwww shucks...Frito Pizza?

Yeah, but how does he stack up against Darren Sharper?

Manning face is much more entertaining.

Oh snap!

Whose Defensive Line Is It Anyway?

Here's NFL player Will Hill's tweet in college

It takes a real piece of shit to make me root for Bobby Petrino.

Batman is the worst superhero of them all. He's like David Koch with a violence fetish.

I'd just like to go on the record that Batman is the worst superhero of all, Superman is cool, and you can all go straight to hell.

This woman's being melodramatic. This is actually pretty tame in terms of Challenger explosions.

Here's said handler screaming "NO MEANS NO!" at ESPN Deportes reporter John Sutcliffe, and to be fair "No" in English does indeed mean "No" in Spanish.

I'm not surprised that a couple of guys who are into fantasy sports also enjoy pretending to fight each other.