Someone doesn’t understand corporate agency or entities.

Yes, Apple still exists as an entity. Its past deeds still belong to it. 

It really tied the pool together.

I’m a big fan of Pine, and good for him for making his own version of BIG LEBOWSKI, but this:

I mean, the dude is Canadian. He’s genetically modified to be incredibly polite and kind. So to somehow piss HIM off (via impoliteness, which Canucks obviously cannot abide, in the form of being chronically late to work) seems pretty telling.

If you smell what the Rock is cookin... It’s asparagus.

None of this seems at all surprising, except the beef with Ryan Reynolds.  It seems impossible to piss Ryan Reynolds off.  He’s so easygoing.  Dwayne must have been the biggest of assholes.

It’s borderline refreshing to hear a story of a major Hollywood celebrity who’s just kinda shitty to work with. Like, not quietly racist / misogynitic / homophobic / transphobic, not a secret QAnon dipshit, not flexing his status for sexual favor, not an Armie Hammer-style sex cannibal. Just a chronically late dick, us…

I would not watch a movie where Pauly Shore plays Richard Simmons, but I would watch a movie where Richard Simmons makes Pauly Shore cry.

So we could’ve gotten to see Drew hang prosthetic dong?

We trans people live rent-free in you idiots’ heads

I get that this point is purely about sticking it to trans people, but even if she wasn’t a shitheel this comment would be such peak millenial brainrot. Yes, the baby wizard books lady is the greatest author of our generation because it was the only long book you, personally, have ever bothered to finish.

Yeah trying to make a new Clue movie is a losing proposition.  The classic one is so well regarded and loved, making a new one is doomed to failure.

The f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...

Patrick should show his parents some of the other work he’s been doing. With the right selections they’ll forget about Family Guy real quick.

I’ve watched a couple of the more recent episodes. Good lord, it deserves all the hate you can give it.

Lionsgate’s excuse is that they didn’t give residuals because they thought all three died at the end of the first movie.

3.0? bud, we’re on at least 7.0

Another actual review, with comments on the director’s technique and the movie’s influences, instead of just paragraphs of plot regurgitation followed by a summary of whether the reviewer liked it? This bodes well for AV Club 3.0.

The Scargiver is an unmistakable blend of Akira Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai and George Lucas’ Star Wars

I know this is lame to say because I do really like Kristen Kish, but I miss Padma still. Happy Padma’s chasing bigger dreams, but I also think her certainty in herself inspired the chefs to be more certain in themselves.