I prefer Parsecs and Jigawatts.

I’m going to preface this by saying I am no scientist and am completely talking out of my black hole; but as soon as a black hole sucks in its first sock it should grow in Mass. I think it’s much more likely there is a worm hole inside the dryer pulling our socks into some far away sock dimension.

If you need context then you have not been paying too close attention as a fan.

Break out the brooms and sweep this article away. LETS GO OAKLAND 👏👏 👏👏👏 🥁

I actually have no problem with this. I understand it wasn’t written in the most professional manner, but people seem to have issue with the inherent idea. Well, some places suck, stop being offended by the truth.