So the cat would really be hanging off the edge trying to swat the turtle.

*sigh*

No I’m not! Fuck you!

She lifts him up.

To be fair, the first season literally established that he died because it didn’t occur to him that he would need some way to breath inside a safe. That’s an admittedly cartoonish level of stupidity, but I don’t feel like the show has gone beyond that since then.

Stupid sexy Jason.

Every time I watch a sitcom plot about health insurance I am not only confused, but I also really pity you Americans and your lack of Bernie Sanders as president.

Please clap.

“Jason went to “Lynyrd Skynyrd High School,” which, from his description, sounds more like a sex abuse pyramid scheme run out of a tugboat graveyard.”

A) I plead entrapment. This show explicitly invites the questioning of ethical issues.

Not necessarily a Hot Take, but it seems to be a minority opinion: I don’t see why the points system is considered forked up or evil.

Mindy St. Clair’s video collection has to include either this or Grown Ups 2.

I just asked my google home if it could make calls and it lied to me (Yesterday) saying “I can’t do that yet”

Pobodys nerfect!

but what about Holtzclaw’s football career, wont someone write a long-form article exploring his once great football prowess to make him seem more sympathetic?

Noticed a typo in the headline: ‘convicted rapist’ doesn’t begin with E.

Good. I hope he blows through all of his shitty family’s money to have the door swing shut in his face again. He has the right to appeal, and I have the right to laugh at him when it gets denied.

We live in bizarro world now. It still can be! My take: he has rapist face. How do I know? Because of all the rapist face.

How could we do this to him?

I agree, and this is what makes me hope this guy just keeps on talking so that we can all see how completely screwed up this whole mindset is; because there seems to be more to this than just oh, of course football-dude white cop whines about his conviction. This case is also a VIVID reminder that the conclusion of a…