I have two basic rules for identifying a cult:

“My point—and many people’s point—is that you can’t be empowered with inaccurate information.”

$1 says you have a jade egg inside you right now

I don’t really care. Getting rid of snake oil salesman is like playing Whack-a-mole. Another will pop up seconds later. Today Goop, Dr. Oz, Deepak Chopra, et al. Tomorrow they will all be replaced by equally loathsome peers.

Eat, Pray, Fraud.

That would be the perfect play for a TSA agent about to go invasive near someone’s ass. Let it rip as loud as you can with hopefully the stench of hell.

I would actually love to see people make their arousal more public (emotion, not physical reaction); at worst it offers some schadenfreude, at best it makes the position so shameful that they can’t maintain staff.

adds a comforting hassle

I’m not even sure why I tell this story, but here goes.

And Jolie? Come Sunday, the stores across the globe will drop the prices of candy corn by 50% or greater. We candy corn lovers will sing out in joy as we stockpile on the yellow and orange ambrosia for the weeks to come.

Because MegaMan himself is awesome at controlling MegaMan, dodging everything, killing loads of Robot Masters and saving the world.
It's just the player who sucks and gets him killed.

Megaman is not a platformer. Megaman is death.

"I am mega man! How do you earn that title if every little thing hurts you?"
.......
Damn. Valid fucking question right there.
Valid. Fucking. Question.

In other news, grown-ass man writing this comment has never done much better than these teens at Mega Man.

My first NES game playing experience was Megaman 2 when only 5 years old. I selected a robot I thought I was going to be playing as.

Ahh, "experience". The universal palliative for underpaying or not paying people.

Edward Snowden cost the United States a lot of money, even if that wasn't his plan.

I mutter "Fuck you" every time a toy requires anything other than 2 AA batteries.

The good news on the Alcubierre drive came a few years ago when scientists realized that you don't actually need 20 Jupiter masses of unicorn tears to make it work. The bad news is that you still need unicorn tears.

It's still in beta, but qCast is a great party game for the Chromecast...it's like pub trivia but you *have* to use your phones. Google Play qCast Link