But have you tried his Bart O’Kavanaugh’s Blackout Stout? Well, have you?

Ain’t it the troof! I don’t like grapefruit-flavored beer - that’s what most IPAs taste like.

No it wasn’t. That’s NRA propaganda. It was to ensure that a militia could be raised if one was needed, perhaps because of, oh, I don’t know, a slave revolt. What do you think that “Well-regulated militia” was about? You don’t seem to notice what’s in front of your face. Take your fake history elsewhere, ignoramus.