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My brother died of a heroin overdose last year: you can imagine how seeing this image plastered all over the place has been the past couple weeks has felt (literally, I know there are a million people in my shoes). And the reasoning is SUCH bullshit. Because you know what? 9 times out of 10 heroin users already

TBF, the same can be said of vegans, runners, and stay-at-home moms.

Easy, just ask for bowls of water and learn to lap it up like a dog.

I switched to metal straws after everyone made scrunchy faces over the plastic ones. Now everyone is making scrunchy faces over how there’s no way they can be hygienic. I just want to drink my water and keep my lipstick on my lips. Ya know?

Straws are a nuisance, yes, but don’t lecture a waiter while he’s doing his job. Decline the straw, move on, and enjoy your overpriced pasta (I’m assuming).

I’m no fan of the Steelers but damn I’m a fan of their dancing celebrations.

But think of my little 7 year old boy Talon who I now need to explain twerking to (after of course he explains what twerking is to me) who upon seeing this flagrant act has immediately started down a road that will lead to prostitution and intravenous drug use!

It’s probably not also a coincidence that this new venue for Dunham has a lot of the former Jezebel staff? Or did I read that incorrectly in the post?

the entire staff has turned over almost twofold since then

...because all black men want to fuck the white wimmins.

ATTENTION WHITE SISTREN: BLACK MEN DO NOT OWE YOU THEIR ATTENTIONS, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN HISTORICAL DENIAL OF SAID BY YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE.

levels!

“You literally look like Rob paid for you,” says Khloé.

I see you’ve taken my comment very very seriously.

Meh. As someone with a soft tummy prone to IBS bloating that can make me look (and feel) seven months pregnant in the span of 20 minutes if I eat the wrong thing, leggings are a fucking godsend.

It’s not John, it’s Shiloh. Shiloh was 4 at the time Angelina told that story, and if you know anything about little kids, you’ll know they like to try on different identities. My niece once went through a 2 week period where she wanted to be called “Dog walker.” I obviously don’t want to imply that young children

Right....his career is floundering coming off that Best Actor Oscar...

Liberal justices posed questions during March arguments about whether the law served any medical purpose for women’s health. Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg asked Keller how many women would live 100 or more miles from a clinic under the Texas law. Keller answered 25 percent but said that did not include a clinic in

Good thing I’m building a giant slingshot.