Love my dad, but I’ve out-earned him for a while now. I’m more likely to help him with a down-payment than the other way around, not that he’d ever ask or accept this of me.

I was watching Say Yes to the Dress and a girl’s father increased the budget because “you can’t put a price on our daughter’s happiness!”

LOL silly girl. Have you considered having a dad? But, like, the good kind. Not one like mine who, if I asked him to give me a down payment, would laugh, throw $1 in my direction, and tell me not to spend it all in one place.

>What does $400,000 actually buy you in Williamsburg?

fun fact:

I have PCOS and, thus, higher androgen levels than the average woman.

From what I’ve heard, though, some of the hottest girls are cold fish when it comes to sex.

color me shocked...

Now I’m wondering if The Rock was just responding to Clint’s dumb remarks about the “pussy generation.” Masterful shade there Dwayne!

Martin has sexual violence in the books, but it’s actually handled pretty well (as is his portrayal of violence generally—remember that Martin is a pacifist, and the books are an attempt to show both the attraction to AND horrors of war), and overall the books are quite feminist (there are well-drawn female characters…

Do you think it’s bad to invent a world where sexual violence is rampant? Or is the issue how shallowly the rape is treated?

Actually the game has a log with timestamps of all your activity. So, he totally could show her the receipts!!

There is a journal that tracks your activity by date and time - so conceivably, if she had access to his phone, she could see if he caught any pokemon or hit up any pokestops.

It can! There’s a journal section that shows all activity with a time stamp. It’s not perfect by any means, but if there’s nothing being done in the game from 10pm to 5am...

He’s either cheating on her or he’s actually playing Pokémon Go until 5 a.m.

I hope she gets tested, just to make sure she didn’t catch any second-hand Pokemon.

Good lord

A few years ago I asked my dad if he wanted whoever I marry to ask his permission and he said that I already do whatever the hell I want, he doesn’t see why that would be any different. I love my dad.

The fact that he’s self-aware and in on the joke is a big part of it. Lookswise he is Chris Pine adjacent but in terms of personality he’s all about switching the script. This probably has something to do with his (real) background as a male stripper. He’s smart enough despite the tater comments—his success is proof…

I love that we now live in a time where hetero men can be objectified and lusted after like they did women for eons. Channing is ground zero in this...he loves getting naked in his movies for us. He’s sort of a hero, if you think about it.