“My bad behavior is some woman’s fault.”

That is quite a long list of things for regular human. Bacon is actively trying to kill me and I love it more for it, why can’t you just accept that a man sometimes has to try and kill you?

Cool stories, bros.

Luckily for everyone else in the world, people who take their hobbies too seriously have no power to prevent the rest of us from trying things out. People that consider themselves gatekeepers are almost always ass hats. It’s true for Brian Mccan, and if this article is any indication, it’s true for this guy.

Sure you would. If someone asked you if you played ball, you’d probably say you compete in a rec league.

Probably also no lessons on how to beat Brienne of Tarth in a pit fight...

Well, when you have a family like this...

Yeah I’ll be running Sunday! Ahhhhhh!

nothing about farting or pooping???

I am laughing my ass off, because I have done some stupid shit, but I’ve never been responsible for a $6B market loss. At least, not yet.

Yes: I was wrong to share my honest feelings. Not, my honest feelings were wrong.

So sad.

This girl sang the song of my people. Fly free, you barefooted and much more comfortable angel.

I dunno, giving a .357 mag. to a 7 year old seems like a bad idea.

Especially considering Hilary called it a war room, which is something that is typically associated with the office of the President. Hilary Clinton hosting a “war room” to watch the the GOP people is sending the message not that’s she’s gunning for them, but that she’s already fucking won. So she’s gonna kick back,…

“there’s no evidence to support the perception he intended to create alarm.”

One of my favorite Tumblr posts is someone saying something about how great it would be if they eventually made a picture about Leo’s life and the actor playing Leo won the Oscar for it.