One of my students shaded the hell out of me this morning. I mentioned that we needed to start the quiz earlier because classes were shortened this week and this girl goes “Weird. Your class seemed longer than normal.”
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Well, they're black bears so the police probably shot on sight & planted a weapon
A single mother of 5 just wants to relax at the pool for a day, is that too much to ask, little girl? Chill.
Eagle 3 (on right): (something offensive)
Eagles 1 and 2: dafuq?
“Fuck outta here”
At the very end you can barely make out the eagle squawking, “Take that motherfucker!”
Well, there goes Amazon drone shipping.
“Aryan Former Greek Life Enthusiasts”
So the lesson with Banks is you have to keep her occupied so she won’t randomly flash on people.
Kids are terrible. That’s awful advice.
Especially if you’re a young, hot nanny. Is there a kickstarter for these woebegone hot Jane Eyres?
In light of recent controversies absolutely rocking the nanny industry—a near-confirmed Ben Affleck affair, a…
God, pencil skirts with their vent sewn shut make me want to wander around with manicure scissors.
What next?! That I’m supposed to cut my pockets open when a piece of thread is holding them closed?
In the Shade Court the shade is represented by two separate, yet equally important groups. The media who report on the supposed shade and Kara Brown, who deliberates the offenses. These are their stories.
No.
Are you paying any attention to the actual plot at all?? Yes they are bad detectives — they’re fall guys, just like in that huge exposition conversation Ani and CF had??? You know???
Yeah, that seems like it takes things a bit far. If you’re in a small town and you must avoid not only your friends’ exes but also your sisters’ friends’ exes, you’re not going to have anyone to date. And I kind of get the sense that being a celebrity is a little like living in a small town.
Never mind telling her sisters to back off of guys with girlfriends already, Kim should have been telling a grown man to back the hell off of her underage sister.
They do. However, to do it to the chick you just beat for the 17th time, the chick who is supposed to be your biggest rival even though you’ve been whooping her ass for 11 years, and the chick has said all kinds of sideways shit about you— that makes it shady.