This is my first internet.

I’ve never played AC and its not the kind of game that I’d be into but it’s super cool seeing people get so excited about this new one.

Peter needs to move out of his momma’s damn house.

In all seriousness, thank you immensely for posting a transcript of your podcast. That more people aren’t doing this is truly befuddling.

TL;DR, I’ll let this guy explain:

needs more stars

In Canada, they call it Royale with BEEF.

Why on earth would you use a semi-automatic weapon to kill deer? 

I don’t know what else there’d be, that essentially explained the entirety of the game, along with all the new mechanics. It answered all my pre-release questions at least.

Anything more would be going into minuscule details, and those are better left to be discovered while playing.

No but his pants are called dockers because he docks his fat ass in them.

Same, but Mitch McConnell is also on my short list. 

Fuck him straight to hell.

Reading right now. She keeps mentioning how many friends she has and how important they are, but every single one is her employee. Does that even count as real friends?

At this point, I've already assumed he will. Never underestimate the power of bigotry. 

I have a horrible feeling he will get a second term. We’re fucked. I’ll vote against him of course, but it won’t matter. We only have the appearance of a Democracy now, we go through the motions of the Democratic process, but it’s just to keep us busy and under the impression that we still have a choice. The Impeacheme…

Real talk: Gary has an Asian fetish and was trying to figure out how to hit on you, since telling him you are Texan blew up his “Ni Hao Ma” strategy.

“‘They want to kill our cows,’ he continued, before repeating himself. ‘They want to kill our cows.’”

Honestly, no debate here. Arcade Fire in 2009 was still obscure enough to be kind of cool to openly enjoy but they’ve completely circled around to faux hipster wankery regardless of the quality of the music. Everything through Neon Bible still jam though. With Reflektor they really started getting up their own asses.

“A lot of the mini-crises that fuel the character conflicts feel overly contrived, while the actual issues between people at the fictional studio kind of get papered over, especially between Poppy and Ian.”

Whoa, I mean that last album sure was something but The Suburbs is great.