This should be the dream. Play in college, get drafted, get a nice contract, and then never have to actually play a single punishing down of game speed NFL football. He still made a very solid 20 years worth of normal income

Nah, character concerns means that he’ll be in Cincinnati by Monday.

Bill Belichick will sign him next week and he'll be a three-time All-Pro for New England

“My name is Zhang Weili. I am from China. Remember me!”

You’re an idiot.

Except on Tuesdays. Then está muerto para ti.

I don’t see how he wins this, Taco Tuesday is already owned as a trademark by the Wyoming chain Taco John’s. Trying to step on their existing commercialization of the trademark is likely impossible, even though they don’t have a podcast. One of our many degenerate attorneys can feel free to tell me I’m an idiot,…

So are we just conceding that tackling is not a skill we require in kickers?

Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

Is somebody goona tell Drew he called him Kellen Clemmons in the first part of the article?  I’m in the greys and won’t get anywhere with the correction.

It’s good because I knew from the start that is was coming, and it still managed to deliver. “Turf toe” was perfect pitch. The Magary-style aggressive capitalization works, too.

Hi everyone. This isn’t related to this article, but it’s still important.

Be a man!

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

It is not a sport for weak men. He never should have taken all that money if he knew he was just going to run away from the sport, with his tail between his legs, because he got a couple of booboos. Football is for real MEN and not these entitled CHILDREN who want their paychecks without giving it everything they…

there is a person behind all the memes, a man beyond the punchline, a proud and once-successful coach behind the laughingstock.

*tips hat*
“M’Brady.”
*mansplains something*

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