The Oakland Raiders: 40 percent of a football team on 80 percent of a football field.

Am I the only one who watches that video and thinks that the guy racing the fridge is in on the gag?

And there’s something rotten in the crisper drawer, if you know what I mean.

Oh, come on. He doesn’t pay attention to her anymore.

My “egg sample” suggestion was, sadly, edited out. My power has limits! 

Instead, etc. means “and the rest.”

HE HATE TEAMS

Guaranteeing right now DC Defenders gonna lead the league in points allowed because fuck nominative determinism

Finally, the league from Any Given Sunday is here for real! 

Uhh, the entire blog is about him preferring to play power forward.

“Business Transformation” is a hot seller right now in big corporate. GameStop is one of dozens of big brands using that exact jargon to try and diffuse from the layoffs. Wallgreens just put out PR last week with similar wording.

The biggest tell that the actor who plays Nate is Australian is that he has no fucking clue what to do with a football in his hands.

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Thank you for remaining laser-focused on sports. 

browns fan here: i actually was rooting for the browns to lose that game, just because the steelers missing the playoffs meant so much more to me than the browns finishing with a winning record.

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for…

I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap. 

Bathrooms in Cincinnati are typically the site of much worse devastation.

That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being…

Antonio Brown is best example of a WR as a finely tuned instrument since Joe Horn.