We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

The commercial in the comments is AMAZING

God really is a sick fuck for giving Browns fans hope like this.

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination

Well, I don’t blame him. You can’t exactly search Backpage anymore when you want some helmet. 

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

The “Source” the athletic quoted doesn’t seem to understand how liability works. The NFL has a policy which is supposed to increase safety. If they knowingly violate that policy and allow a player to use old, unapproved, equipment that does not meet the policy and the player gets hurt, that’s when “the liability will…

Thats some sweet Kotaku fish action right there.

If you’re mad about this you are a garbage human being. Especially in a game already loaded with product placement and egregious microtransactions.

Low key best part is Brown painting his helmet similar to the Raiders colors and trying to sneak it on field like some cartoon villain wearing a mop to pretend they have long hair. 

So, does the NFL do anything at all to help out a player having a mental health crisis or are they just on their own for that?

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

With Johnson and Statham’s bald heads, the movie is much more enjoyable if you pretend that Idris’ super soldier is fighting two genetically-modified, sentient testicles.

It doesn’ t matter how bad the movie is, as long as you have family.

That stadium is packed! Cobb county didn’t need parks and schools anyway.

This reminds me of the time when John Lennon was asked if Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world and he responded that he wasn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles... that person was Zlatan.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.