“Suspended for...”

*throws dart*

“...five games.”

+Roger Goodell+

Like this:

Nah. It was all good. You paused your DVR. No harm no foul. 2017 still started on time - in reality and on ABC.

I demand an investigation into the Russian hacking of Mariah Carey’s performance tonight.

She is such a badass diva she cant even be bothered to sing her own stuff. Boss level 10

Green: I’m so tired of these knee-jerk reactions!

Of course it’s not. Everybody Loves Draymond.