The original mini Clubman doesn't really have a human face. more some kind of miniature 70's muscle car front grafted onto it. I rather like it dear chap (I'm British) :)

I think quite a lot of people have missed the point here. These reviews are a joke and should be taken as such. They're funny, crude and immature and that's why they're nice to watch as a breath of fresh air from the cocksure, oversteery, slickly produced, taking themselves too seriously reviews that you get. I simply…

I always thought that the (much) newer Griffith 500 was a gorgeous thing. That sounded amazing too!

google "Amphicar" if you want so see something weird and wonderful.

This guy gets it. Far too many people jump to conclusions before proper investigation is carried out. I hold the same stance with regards to this. The only people who's opinion I am interested in hearing is of those involved in the accident and those involved in reaching a conclusion as to whether or not he has done…

This was in the UK it was all over the news. The truck driver had literally no idea.

I used to love this so much. The robot resembles the car from which it transformed much better than Michael Bays' poor attempts but just hiding stufff with shiny bits.

I think Stewart was trying to speed past him so that Ward didn't have time to walk in front of his car. He doesn't know what Ward is going to do at this point, he's pumped up and angry and feeling reckless enough to run out into the middle of a race track. If Stewart brakes he could lock up and slide into Ward. If he…

The 918 is a truly stunning car BUT in terms of pure speed, the P1, the Laferrari and pretty much any Koenigsegg since the CCX have it covered. McLaren 0r Koenigsegg for me personally (if I somehow stumble across a winning lottery ticket) because the McLaren just has incredible aero and cornering performance and all…

Unfortunately it does seem like there has been a slight uprising of Luddites at this point but it is rapidly swaying back the other way now that the EU election frenzy is over. I simply objected to is being called irrelevant as despite our moronic politicians we build lots of good stuff. There are many places…

My apologies good sir. I forgot about the popular rally car adornment. I should have specified its use as a slang term for "very".

Whilst Clarkson's endless talk of the empire days is horse shit and terminally dull I would prefer it if you didn't describe my country as "irrelevant" and would remind you that 8 of the 11 formula one teams are based here amongst countless other companies known for engineering excellence. I do agree that VBH is crap…

Stuff that is old but not that old...

The speed limit in merry old England is 70mph and NO-ONE sticks to it. A friend of mine from Greece got pulled over doing 90 because he thought that was the limit judging by the speed of the other cars. We have no signs that say "70" either just ones that are a white circle with a black diagonal stripe through it…

The European version just looks cleaner without the US crash regulation bumpers and the indicators (turn signals for my american friends) in the grille.

The one thing I like about living in Europe is the plethora of hot hatchbacks available dating right back to the 80's some of them are absolutely fantastic. The Focus SVT as you know it was our focus ST and we had an RS version of the MK1 Focus which had about 22o bhp and looked like this: