Well duh, Tiki, what a brilliant BFO. Blinding Flash of the Obvious. And that is why you should always precipitate an adversarial relationship with car people. It's expected and obligatory.

Naw, they just flipped the negative.

Deadpool is Clint's movie. Oh wait, that's THE Deadpool. Amazing the difference a 3 letter article makes.

God I hate car people. There is no one way to win. Many ways to lose. If you allow yourself to sit in a little room while the so-called salesman continually says, “I’ll check with my_____”, then you’ve lost - BIG TIME. Never get yourself locked on a specific car. There are quite literally thousands of the same car. If…

Eddie, that was directed at you. To better educate you, to assume makes an ass out of you and me every time. Never assume a poster is not something claimed. Now, OMG is an ass with his heartless sentiment on the Russian pilot. Save that crap for when the shooting starts.

No, but we have Royal Crown on tap.

The bartender was great and his humor should be appreciated, not denigrated. Umg, you're a little bit over sensitive, aren't you?

Bdubs, yuch. What a vile place for anything even remotely connected to human edible food. They are the fast food analogy to dollar stores. The sooner they are gone the better.

Ass-U-Me and it bites you every time.

Love you too, Snow. Need a shovel?

Does Crunk have meaning or significance in Hindi? Which would be strange given that English is practically India's second language. Put Crunk on a 2015 Vette and I wouldn't buy it, either.

Maybe the parking charge was so much because you took up 2 spaces.

Note to self: Avoid Barrow Alaska. What's BFO to them isn't BFO to me. (BFO = Blinding Flash of the Obvious).

I worked with a gal software programmer who always said she wouldn't eat anything with a face. I drew a smiley face on her orange and she ran out of the room crying when she saw it.

This is the good "every other version of windows" update. WTF you talking about?

A memorable dining experience. Several children were running thru the restaurant playing tag and laughing and screaming. The moms and dads did nothing. The employees did nothing. It settled down for a bit and I had an idea. My daughter and I (21 and 45) got up. She touched my shoulder and yelled "TAG, You're it!" and…

Duh, the one in front.

Then there was the time I wanted a McD's Iced Coffee, Sweet and No cream. McD 1 - Gave me the coffee with cream and again when they remade it. Left. McD 2 - 13 year old girl says to her co-worker, how do we make this? Left. McD 3 - We can't make them like that. McD 4 - Huh? What do you mean, no cream? Left McD 5 -…