Hopefully they won't suffer a career ending Red Rover injury in the next few years.

I wasn't popular in high school. This was long before the days I could walk up to a random chick and say, "You're with me, leather." I was just Chris Berman, painfully shy 17-year-old virgin. Well, as luck would have it, a girl transferred into our school mid-semester. I could tell she was desperate to be liked. And…

"This isn't the way it happened at all!"

How is the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue still a thing?

I'd really rather have them go 3-on-3 for another 5 minutes than go to a shootout. And maybe go to a 3-2-1 scoring format for regulation win - OT win - OT loss. It'd at least make the last few minutes of a tie game be a little more than apathetic.

The shootout is so fucking stupid

Remember folks, if you're gonna take a picture in the bathtub, the water better not be cold, because shrinkage is a thing.

A word of caution, passers-by: You're not just taking a selfie with Gronk. You're taking a selfie with everyone he's ever taken a selfie with in the past.

hello i am here to consider chris evans

She kinda reminds me of Geena Davis in this pic.

A true loss, she was a pioneer for female sports reporters. Her hard work paved the way for Lesley Visser, Hannah Storm, and Bill Simmons.

"Actually, analytics refers to a type of bug that lives in your butt."

+110 to the 10, to the 60, to the 15.....

You the real MVP...

Charles: "They're awful defensively, no good team gives up 118 points."

wow. you're fucking stupid.

Average? You lose two max players due to injuries and flip boxes of rocks into James Harden and Dwight Howard to rebuild into a contender without sacrificing draft picks or destroying their cap situation ALL THE WHILE NEVER DIPPING UNDER .500 FOR A SINGLE SEASON?

in the 7 years before Morey was hired, the Rockets made the playoffs twice and had a losing record three times.