Nice edit, thanks for the credit.

I'm pretty sure only Burneko's mom wrote something, but maybe I missed something.

I'd like to punch the three people who liked your comment so far.

My guess is that he was told to stop eating white bread and some other products that are super shitty for you, but also happen to have gluten and he presumed that they wanted him to go on a gluten free diet, when in reality they wanted him to eat like a professional athlete who gave a shit.

My name is Joe, actually. Hi Fred.

He writes lots of good shit and this is definitely not by far the best thing he has ever written. It's simply some more good shit.

You just have to comment better.

Wins above replacement.

Wins above replacement.

I mean I can google too and I'm truly a That Guy, so here we go: It's officially 13 miles, but other sources claim it to be 18 miles . It looks like 18 to me considering when you google Portsmouth to Seabrook you get 18 miles and the coast looks about the same length. However, I'm a facts guy and I'm going with what I…

It isn't always easy being That Guy. Congrats on the victory.

Yea it's 13 miles long apparently. I'm now going to go tell people that because I'm that guy.

I certainly have, it isn't correct per se, but it's certainly used.

Lol, hometown is just sort colloquial for "where you're from." Easy there killer.

You're a moron. Simple as that.

As a professional opera singer, I can tell you that if I walked up on stage, missed 25% of the notes, had my range limited to a shouty octave and cracked a dozen times, I would never get hired again. People are far too forgiving of pop stars. They're paid 1000 times more than classical musicians and musical theater…

What about her friendship with Amare Stoudemire! http://deadspin.com/taylor-swift-a…

You're just 2 steps ahead of me.

It's a reference to Galileo, who didn't give a shit that religious zealots thought the sun revolved around the earth, because they're simple mindedness wasn't going to change the irrefutable fact that that the earth revolved around the sun. (and yes it was a west wing episode too)

Shit that looks like a lot of fun.