Sneaky bastards.

Oberlin doesn't have a graduate program. So HA, no Psychology PhD's coming from my goofy ass college.

Barry, you aren't too shabby.

.274 lifetime avg against Pedro is like batting .340 against most other pitchers. If one thing A-Rod had going for him, it's that he was pretty fucking good at baseball for a long time. Poor slimy bastard.

I spent a small, but annoying amount of time confused by this.

What if he's walking while wearing shorts? That walk still cool?

I don't know, maybe include a bit more in your updated title. Something like disregard the information in this article. As shitty as the NFL and ESPN are, it's still bad reporting all around.

Yea, but that's for a game where the pitcher pitched 16 innings. The record is a tie of 20 K's by Kerry Wood and Roger Clemens. So we're not even talking 7 full innings of strike outs.

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Maybe he's merely good compared to a few beefed up contemporaries, but compared to shortstops in the modern era, using the most SABERMETRICY stat of all, WAR, he is the 10th most valuable shortstop of all time. That's including his second half of career defensive ratings weighing down his overall WAR like crazy. His…

Lol someone took the Jeter backlash a little too seriously, no one has even suggested he isn't a slam dunk hall of famer. Holy shit. Dude.

"See, we can get CTE too!" :(

It did, but it barely roused the news media, and I mean what the hell's the difference? "He hit one kid, oh wait he hit the other one too? Gee, 1 is ok but 2, now that's where I draw the line..." If you're ok with excessive force in disciplining children, I don't think you're going to feel differently if the…

Also, consider that women who are romantically involved with an NFL player have a financial incentive to stay in an abusive relationship. This probably accounts for a significant amount of under reporting for females involved with NFL players. As noted in the article the publicizing of abuse encourages women to be…

Grammar and typos are not synonymous. ff obviously meant *if. Contextually that is very apparent and not the same as omitting the god damn verb of a sentence. Oy, everyone, come on, get it together.

I love sarcasm, ff it's clever and humorous. Yours was A. super obvious, B. super lazy and C. shitty. Also, you're missing a verb in your second sentence, but I presume it's "like." Cheers.

This isn't silly enough to a be a funny troll job. It's a sad and pathetic one instead. Consider deleting.

He looks good. Go Lebron. When I start losing my hair, I'm going to fix that shit, and I support anyone else who does.

"So disciplining your child a little too aggressively is a death sentence, but taking illegal drugs is no biggie. What a joke." - Everyone's shitty conservative uncle.

Where's his body hair?