I’m sure this will hit the greys, but after digging through that muck for a bit, I feel like I must respond. So this is a response, not to you, Cake, but to them.

Travesty, my ass. Secret Wars is one of the best Marvel crossovers since Age of Apocalypse (I’d say that only Infinity and Annihilation are arguably better).

Fascist Captain America. Nazi and Fascist are not mutually exclusive and I wish people would learn this.

It does not. Apparently he can cancel some inertia by making a series of short, upwards teleports. (Comics!) In the case of this video, both cat and owner would be bloody, meat pancakes.

As a gigantic cat lover I can say that I, for one, didn’t find it enjoyable. Even beyond its lack of entertainment value, the effects were awful and considering how Nightcrawler’s power works they’d have both been splattered.

Boy I can’t think of any other inventive ways to show emotions behind a helmet than making their faces shown.

Um, I don’t want to be that guy, but didn’t io9 actually rail against the casting of a white man to play Rand?

Rey was clearly skilled in hand to hand combat and melee weapons. Kylo Ren was struck in the side by a bowcaster and had just finished a fight against Finn. She’s also clearly very force sensitive and powerful.

You mean, the highly acclaimed Vader Down, which featured Vader at his most badass ever?

See, Marvel, that’s the kind of crossover I like. Only two closely-related books, for only two issues each, with only one extra one-shot. That’s a fun yearly event. Not your terrible summer extravaganza that put everything on hold and finishes with “Everything is now different!!!! Except not really “

APHRA IS REY’S MOTHER: CONFIRMED!

The same could be said of ALL cable companies.

What is man?

Its also because some are still bitching about cultural appropriation and wanting to cast Danny Rand as an Asian.

Not unless it leaves the makeup aisle.

Because the things Empath would do to people made you feel warm and fuzzy or because Sharon Friedlander and Tom Corsi could go form Caucasian to Native American with a snap of the finger.

No sir, I don’t like it.

Isn’t it the worst. It’s like barely one level up from 80's GI Joe.

Great, this art style again.

Having watched The Wolverine last night for the first time in ages I can assure you this can’t be worse than this.