Grand Budapest Hotel racking up. I'm happy with that since it's the best of the nominated films.

Meh, it was too bombastic for me.

Holy shit, Lady Gaga sounds incredible.

Now, THAT'S how you give a socially conscious acceptance speech. Thank you, Common.

Hey, look, it's Terl!

And he made a funny!

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

Damn it, I thought Gaga was going to perform Glory.

Glenn Greenwald is always funny.

I told you guys if we let gay people get married they'd stop being funny. It's like letting Morrissey find happiness.

Neil Pun-trick Harris

"Stop touchin' the mike, mothafucka!"
-Sam Jackson

Damn, Terrence Howard, get excited about it.

Wow, I really thought Boyhood would take Editing.

So wrong….I like it.

I was just thinking tonight that every person on the red carpet was secretly thinking, "Fuck, I'm glad she's dead."

Ladies and gentlemen, Melisma Hudson.

Aaaannd…..beer run.

I want to be clear…there IS a wage gap between men and women in the US, but statistical regression that controls for specific jobs and voluntary factors demonstrates that only about 3 to 5 percent of that wage gap could even POSSIBLY come from discrimination. Most of it comes from the particular fields women work in…

Too many women in the front row.