He said likeable.

The last film was fantastic.

Oh, you mean like people do with the $0.77 to every dollar nonsense? Look, I'm FAR from a right-winger but I work in the labor/employment sector and I can tell you how absurdly twisted those numbers are.

You may be surprised to learn this, but a proper use of statistics will show that gender-based wage inequality has virtually disappeared. But that's not really the point.

Please, filthy-rich Patricia Arquette, tell me more about wage equality.

I dunno, did you see The Zero Theorem?

Are we sure Into The Woods wasn't made by Terry Gilliam?

Jared Leto: funnier than Neil Patrick Harris.

Nailed every one so far.

I'm also not going to miss YOU, Tim.

This is the second time the orchestra has played over someone talking about their dead relative. For fuck's sake, producers, can't you give them one fucking minute?

It's actually just a NPH puppet with Bruce Vilanch's hand up its ass.

I watched five minutes of one episode and it was one of the worst things I ever suffered through on TV.

Don't worry, Gagy Lala is performing.

Age tends to do that to everyone except Helen Mirren.

Steve Carell >>> Neil Patrick Harris

Because it was terrible.

TURN THE MUSIC OFF OR I'M GOIN' WARSAW ON THIS BITCH

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