Goodwin’s Law, and I don’t even care:

On one hand, I often wonder “do they know there are other bad baseball teams?” On the other, I’m glad they don’t put this microscope on my personal favorite bad baseball team.

Wow, I thought this was one of those classic Deadspin comments where you write a meandering, turgid paragraph and then land the punchline, but you actually meant everything you wrote. Fuck man, kudos.

Why should there be any policy other than: finish your term of service first, period. The taxpayers pay the college expenses of these athletes and have a right to expect they will fulfill their obligations before they give themselves a CTE playing in the NFL and become disabled.  

Giancarlo, si può stoparlo!

Dustin Diamond with gout.

Why were they interviewing post-bender mark Zuckerberg about barstool sports

He’s hitting .459/.493/.557 with RISP, .417/.481/.487 with men on base this season, and .193/.248/.304 without any runners on. His statcast metrics before he was diagnosed with his chronic knee condition suggested he was making hard contact at excellent rates. Cabrera probably does believe pitchers are pitching him…

If only Alzolay had done that with two strikes it would have been the ol’ strike-em-out-throw-it-run-em-down-tag-em-out-throw-em-out triple play.

Souper Team >>>> Super Team.

In the total time it’s going to take for him to get back on the court, Carson Wentz will have suffered and recovered from three season-ending injuries.

Eeverything the Mets’ front office does is built around having scapegoats in place. Look at this past weekend. Callaway looks like an asshole, Jeff Wilpon gets to descend from the heavens and gush about how sorry the team is and how rude this was, and the NY media focuses on how much Callaway sucks both as a person…

$1,500. lol go fuck yourself Cam. Paris to Charlotte. That is a 9 hour 20 min flight.

Typical of Newton to have issues with his coach.

draft jeffvanhungry 

Fuuuuuuuuuuck UConn. It was their greed and lust for bigtime football that killed the OG Big East. They made their basketball fans watch games on TV against Tulane, Tulsa, and East Carolina instead of being able to make quick trips to Providence, St John’s, and ‘Nova to see their team in person against actual rivals…

If Kenan Thompson was actually Steve Harvey then I would like Steve Harvey

Except the part where Harden tries to burn down Paul’s house, that actually happened

You’re telling me those ads portraying Chris and James as the very best of friends who hang out all the time in a mid-century modern house with Oscar Nunez aren’t accurate?

Fuck, just in time for the release of the new Ford Bronco.