When no team is good enough to seize the ring, they should just vacate the Super Bowl and give the ring to me for safekeeping.

Always the #1 reason why the Broncos suck.

“As a rule for weddings, and life in general, you should never be afraid to look fucking stupid.”

“you can count the number of fucks I give about this on Jason Pierre-Paul’s hand.”

So, it is possible to watch the entire game, but it is just spliced together from a bunch of different sources. The NFL is “screwing” the public and the fans are “losing” because we are being deprived of watching a very low quality version of the same shitty game we can already see....how? Because it is from one…

Of course it’s the mythical Holy Grail of sports; it depicts the Kansas City Chiefs playing in a Super Bowl. It’s like the football equivalent of the films in The Man in the High Castle.

Not nearly as well accepted was Von Miller’s attempted gift to Tom Brady of a pearl necklace.

Every defense he’s coached has improved by DVOA ranking in his first year. I also saw him playing with his grandkids at DFW airport one time and it was adorable. Those two things plus the above forces me to conclude that Wade Phillips is a good football man.