Also, I don’t think it’s necessarily worth sticking it to the musicians on this year’s lineup, who 1. likely do not have dealings with Anschutz and 2. have certainly signed their contracts long ago, the violation of which would likely lead to legal ramifications. Don’t go vilifying Beyoncé or Kendrick or Lorde etc,…

When you think about it, it makes sense that it doesn’t work well on androids.

At first, I was like “I want to go to there”, but after seeing all the oily steroid beefcakes, I think I’ll pass. Where are the skinny, long-haired bishonen in maid-outfits, homoerotically bumping into each other and clumsily spilling milk tea all over the customers? I THOUGHT THIS WAS JAPAN, GODDAMMIT.