Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

I’m beginning to think that local morning shows would be a great way to live out all the fantasies I was never too good to actually, you know, do in real life.

Well, being military, I can tell you that peacetime military is a helluva lot better than wartime.

What kills me are white military folk, who overwhelmingly voted Trump (to clarify, I voted Hillary). All he does is shit on military members and military families; a Gold star family obviously means your son/daughter didn’t try hard enough, because they died. You’re a POW? Real soldiers didn’t get caught. 45 knows…

This cannot be denied. Article was spot-on.

“Really, really hated Hillary” seems to be the dominant theme.

What I honestly cannot wrap my head around are the white voters who flipped from voting for Pres. Obama to voting for Trump. That takes cognitive dissonance to a whole new level.

Thanks for reminding me what it’s like 45 minutes after dropping acid.

If 15 years ago you would have told me that Justin Timberlake and the Rock would be two GOAT contenders, I would have likely laughed at you and asked if Trump was president as well.

So the debate is over, right? He’s the second best ever?

Give the guy some credit, he murdered that pre-game pep talk. Just stabbed the shit out of it. 

“At least we had toga parties.”

This is how dictatorships begin and people are disappeared.

This is the most Canadian photograph in history

I am humbled and gratified that this comment received 2,500 stars.

Sorry, Ilsa, been done

Seeing both couples so much in the past few days has driven something home: There is much joy in the Obamas; there is very little in the Trumps.

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