Did Mike not answer the questions OR did he just take some time to mullet over?

Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

Where’s the prison rape joke?

If only she smiled....less?  God we just can't win, can we?  Be brave, stand up for what's right, risk your career and life, and still get told you're presenting yourself wrong. 

My best friend is a pillbug so it can’t be racist.

is your avatar the fake doctor from some horseshit medical condition commercial?

Do sarcasm meters get shut off after 9 p.m.?

I mean, it looks bad, but c’mon this happened all the way back in March- is it fair to judge him after so much time has elapsed?

We all know what he meant.

Jonah Hill must be frothing at the mouth to star in the eventual biopic.

I go to a few A’s games every year, because cheap baseball is awesome, and this is one of the most common jerseys I see:

Just when you think OldBeigeGuy has sunk as low as he could go for a bad pun, Helsinki little lower.

Somewhere, on a Breitbart podcast, Curt Schilling not-so-quietly wonders to himself: “Why couldn’t I have just retired with my career record at 88-14?”

They tied the Browns.

They are 33-6-1 against Cleveland since the Browns came back into the league, including 10-3-1 in Cleveland in the Roethlisberger era. If you think one decent game from James Conner “took away” Bell’s leverage, you don’t watch enough football.

“Smart move. You can cash in those unused timeouts at the end of the season for boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts.” - Andy Reid

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

Don’t forget Vlad!

It’s a shame George O’Leary isn’t at UCF anymore. No one appreciated made up accolades like him.