“He’s not a bad guy, but he won’t shut up.”

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

Shut the fuck up and get me my fries.

I’m so tired of haughty, aggressive hipster dickheads condescending to drop their pearls of wisdom on the rest of us.

Amen. I’m pretty convinced that if you took the ‘93 Suns and time-warped them right now to this “easier” NBA, the Warriors would sweep them by an average margin of about 18 points per game.

And on the flip side, I imagine those older teams would be easier to defend considering the depth of shooters was probably shallower, the inverse Dubs if you will.

My favorite thing about older players is that they actually believe that NBA defenses were better back when they played, despite every possible metric and basic eyeball tests showing that modern NBA defenses are vastly more complex and effective than they’ve ever been.

“You could sometimes whale on a dude when he drove…

Each of these old coaches is a little buggy.

Just like I wouldn’t trust Chris Christie within 100 ft of a buffet.

God, how I have wanted to fling a basketball at Chris Paul’s head. I already loved Boogie, now I somehow love him more.

It does, it does! Oh yes it does very much so!

the studio apparently thought this version was too dark

Rob: Did you see this kid? He can cover 50-60 feet in just a few seconds!

When “One hand doesn’t know what the other one is doing”, sometimes it’s a matter of one of the middle fingers saying “Fuck you. I’m in charge”. Stout looks like that middle finger

Damn, this is an egregious error. Really made me Grimace.

Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge

I appreciate your Subway Fresh Take

Damn. DAMN.