INSANE

Who are you really Keith Moon? Baba O’Riley? My generation thinks small displacement bikes are great! And with all the long distances between American cities we should have an Autobahn. And a magic bus. Because I can see for miles.

Thanks Stan.

Indian/Victory/Polaris are doing good things. I hope these first generation bikes transform into second generation bikes in the next couple of years rather than languishing for an extended period of time.

I hate that guy.

Awe, it’s tough being young and pretty and having nice toys. Really, don’t worry about retirement though. Because global warming, impending social collapse, viral pandemic, natural disaster, things from outer space. And if things get really bad as a moto-journo you can always get a side car rig and a dog and go…

‘bout time.

I’m just going to put this here...

Want the Svart/Vit-pilen.

KTM is pretty dominant in the offroad segment which is there traditional market. Consistently winning in MX and Enduro races and selling a lot of those bikes. They’ve been making the single cylinder LC4 Duke for a long time, but have only in the last few years branched out in to larger capacity street bikes with the…

Dude. You must be bummed. Wearing sweat pants to work. It’s almost as sad as Michael Keaton in Mr. Mom. And you’re not even representing in a Jalopnik Tee! What kind of second rate motoblog is this anyway? Ari Henning would never show up to a ride review like that! Didn’t Wes Siler teach you anything?!

BONUS QUESTION:

One day last summer I stopped by our favorite Ducati dealer and there was a Diavel parked out front with the key in the ignition and a ride me sign on it. I was kinda bored and well, I’ll ride anything once so I through a leg over it and fired it up. As I awkwardly pulled my feet up and pulled away the one thing that…

Portland... doughnuts and Ducatis

Yeah because sub poverty wages and third world labor...

Sucks to be you doesn’t it Sean.

Dood can ride a wheelie though.

I know there’s some kind of joke about the delicate little flower you are here...