Dude. You must be bummed. Wearing sweat pants to work. It’s almost as sad as Michael Keaton in Mr. Mom. And you’re not even representing in a Jalopnik Tee! What kind of second rate motoblog is this anyway? Ari Henning would never show up to a ride review like that! Didn’t Wes Siler teach you anything?!

BONUS QUESTION:

One day last summer I stopped by our favorite Ducati dealer and there was a Diavel parked out front with the key in the ignition and a ride me sign on it. I was kinda bored and well, I’ll ride anything once so I through a leg over it and fired it up. As I awkwardly pulled my feet up and pulled away the one thing that…

Portland... doughnuts and Ducatis

Yeah because sub poverty wages and third world labor...

Sucks to be you doesn’t it Sean.

Dood can ride a wheelie though.

I know there’s some kind of joke about the delicate little flower you are here...

Dude. Leave it alone.

Is this even still a thing anymore? I thought they just took the money and went to the Bahamas.

I like Jensen’s writing and having some mutual friends and acquaintances I believe he’s a good guy. I think it was kind of like putting a picture of Trump on an article about how there is less racism in America. The joke just isn’t funny and if you’re not in the know it doesn’t make any sense.

Thank you for not being Jensen Beeler on this story.

Well at lest he got rid of the dread locks. And you’re still my pick for top moto journo. The Gromkhana video is pretty rad though...

This is nice review and all Sean, but what’s Ari Henning like in real life? And which one of you guys is faster?

Now Sean. NOW.

“beefening”