“very few people would go to the trouble of cooking a chicken in NyQuil, and I can’t imagine anyone eating one. It would taste and smell absolutely foul”.

For an italian restaurant, I test it with spaghetti and meatballs.

For the love of God, toast your poptarts before doing this.  You don’t want to miss out on that toasted flavour.

And whatever you do, don’t do what is shown in the article picture. The fridge will just take the heat from the front and dump it out the coils in the back, adding in extra heat from the motor. Basically an expensive way of heating up the area it’s in.

You know, if you want the toasted taste...... toast them first then freeze them to eat later.

Granted, not as self-harming as smoking.  But not even a quick line about how inhaling anything other than air into your lungs is not necessarily a great idea?

I’d love to upgrade, but for some reason MS thinks an i7-7700k is not up to snuff, despite it seeming to fulfill all the requirements.

For some reason my mind saw “Pop Tarts are a crouton” and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

I’m always releived when I don’t make the cut. Saves me time, money, and hassle.

Does this also come with handy tiktok tips on how to clean gunky Vaseline from your pillow cases and bed sheets?

There are some units that claim to actually vary the power level as opposed to doing on/off cycles.

The other endless loop is clicking on an article really hoping it wont be a slideshow.

Not even going to think about “Start slideshow” on this one. Does it have 62 slides, each of which will completely make my browser window jump and dance as it refreshes the precious ads? I’m sure some brave (or unwitting) soul out there will find out.

This. Exactly this.

Have been known to stop on the way to a party and bring fresh pizza.  It’s usually snapped up before anything else on the table.

Although probably not the sanest of solutions, I have (and do) use spray-on oven cleaner on the plate.  Let it sit for a while and rinse it off.  Repeat as needed.

Ottawa (Ontario) has very soft water, about 30 mg/L. That doesn’t seem to stop the scammers from going door-to-door trying to get folks to sign up for water softeners they don’t need.

McDonald’s deep fried apple pie. No matter how long it sat in the warmer the inside was still the temperature of lava.

Well, no, no they’re not.  All slideshows suck.

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