Most cars have a system wherein the operator has a brain and doesn't pilot their craft into water.

Personally, I’d have cut a hole in the hood rather than raise the whole thing, but that’s me.

Or perhaps a cowl-esque hood smh

You have a net worth of $385?

Fun fact: The Nürburgring is nowhere near Nuremberg. It’s 400km away.

STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO BUY AN XBOX

Lyrics by Glenn Frey, also dead.

Baby Boomers: Millenials are just terrible.

Your name checks out.

Pretty sure it’s a pelican, dude.

The fact gawker is so against this tells me it was the right choice.

Does the entire Hummer line not exist to you or something??

“No other SUV that can match” the fuel economy because there is no other SUV that size.

So same thing as HIV then.

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

Can you PLEASE send some of the jezebel staff to cover this?

They don’t seem to be doing very much passing. Most all road rage is two people being assholes, and one winning. The loser plays the victim.

Lol, missed that one.

Also, you seem to have missed the bad joke.

Your logic is poor, and you should be ashamed. Owning/operating a car is a privelege, not a right, and that privelege is qualified — in other words, you have to be able to safely operate one.

Getting a Big Mac at 1:30am is also not a protected right. McDonald’s can refuse service to anyone so long as it’s not on the…

Dear sir;