Ours is open 9-9. Fuck.

By “they” do you mean the crowd of bystanders into whom you will drift?

Nice alternator.

absolutely fake, but great nonetheless!

I think the authors original assessment could be what happened. If I’m changing lanes and a bike comes up fast tehn I will go back to my original lane. The problem is he might not have seen the guy passing on his right because he was focused on the guy in the left lane. Sorry but the bike that passed on the right is…

Does the phrase “Reserve not met” have any meaning to you?

Nobody likes TGUSA

Yes, there is a downside to buying a VW. It's a VW.

I feel bad for him. Why would I not feel bad for someone getting screwed just because they’ve had some success in their life?

If there was ever an article that just needed to be a list.

joking right?

Except she’s pretty clearly not

Really? I can honestly say I've never once in my 16 years of driving have ever had this thought cross my mind. Of course thanks to you, it will now be the first thing that crosses my mind.

If you have to be that careful not to drive through a wall, maybe start riding a bicycle more?

Dude...

FATE NUMBER THREE: They end up on the front page of Jalopnik in a Freddy Hernandez story, exhorting readers to buy them for the price of a good used Lexus.

In 15 years I’m looking forward to praising this car while comparing it to contemporaries that have absolutely nothing to do with the car I am currently looking at.

I believe they are standard on the Premium and Limited trims, and not offered on the Base and Sport trims.

Youseguys - stop bitching. The CAFE war has forced automakers to use wind tunnels to make cars as streamlined as possible - this means they’re all going to look the same.