WHERE THE FUCK IS SPORTS ILLUSTRATED WITH THEIR FRONT PAGE OPEN LETTER CALLING ON PENN STATE TO DISBAND THE FOOTBALL PROGRAM?

Now all we need is a first baseman who can hit over .200 and strike out fewer than 200 times. Too early to tell with Reed, but I am afraid that he is another Jon Singleton.

Trading four guys for Ken Giles was stupid, as well.

When you said “from the past two decades” i kept thinking you must be wrong because Zelda didnt exist yet back then! After all, two decades ago means early eighties!

Wyh this now, Dwyane?

fuck off

Fuck hulk hogan, fuck peter thiel, and fuck anyone who cheered them on.

Once, when I was 24, I was injured by a fork lift. I won’t recount what happened when Whitlock raised the spoon.

So they were essentially held hostage for half a year. There goes the “they totally don’t deserve more than 80K for just 2 days in lockup” argument, I’m seeing.

Interesting. I’ve had him on my dynasty team for 3 years now so I’ve been well aware of his talent. The added power has been a surprise since I don’t get to watch any Houston games.

Their pitching needs to get their act together. They could make baseball fun again.

Also, this.

Fuck off, 2016. Just fuck the fuck off.

...the idea was promptly scrapped, upon seeing the results.

Uh, yeah, it was. That is a true statement right there.

Not only that. He’s on pace for 243 home runs this season!

More! (Is this a podcast? Please make this a podcast!)

What is Xavier's weakness?

I hope this is false tbh. I don’t buy consoles so I keep having to upgrade to a new machine. The exact reason I like console gaming is I buy one box and I’m set for 6-7 years.

According to Roger Ebert’s Stanton-Walsh Rule, “no movie featuring either Harry Dean Stanton or M. Emmet Walsh in a supporting role can be altogether bad”.

don’t engage the troll.