what ever is on clearance in TJMaxx.

I didn’t know there were hand towels like that, but to a cat what isn’t a toy?

How about some empathy for the Bear? He has been having that recurring nightmare where he shows up to school naked, and now it’s really happening?

Unless you’re a bear, then what the fuck is anybody gonna do about it? Nothing, that’s what.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

What in the goddamn hell is wrong with you