I refuse to wish anyone happy birthday on facebook. If they’re an important enough friend they get a call or a text. If they’re not do they really care that I wish them happy birthday on social media?

Is Siri aware that Duke’s MBB will be playing 0 quarters of basketball this weekend?

Your point about the B1G being ass this year is still valid. People that pretend an entire season didn’t happen because of a couple of close games are the worst.

The rings were not recovered.

INTERNATIONAL IS JUST A FANCY WORD FOR IMMIGRANT. THEY KNOW KRAFT IS FRIEND WITH TRUMP AND THAT BRADY VOTE FOR TRUMP. THE IMMIGRANT MEDIA TOOK HIS JERSEY. DON’T BE FOOLED BY LIBTARD LIES

The place below that red line... that’s Jay Cutler.

In my mental version of this, you go back exactly 1 year, with only $50. You’re not surviving till October and the Cubs victory on $50. So you’ve got to get a couple of good pulls in the next day or two just to eat, then parlay enough small bets into reasonable ones to be able to rent a place to sleep.

Yeah, I think the key here is what sporting event won’t leave you with a hangover by half-time.

Bert and Ernie are muppets, not Muppets. Any puppet that came out of Jim Henson’s workshop is a muppet, but only those appearing on the Muppet Show are proper noun Muppets. It’s not a hard distinction, folks.

Getting drunk AT the sporting event? Who am I, Rockefeller?

Which is almost a shame because Sugarman is the single best name for an opioid dealer to have

Reading is fundamental. here’s four references to Vicodin on just one page. There are dozens more.

I am just going to assume the Patriots cheated.

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

Winds of Winter is never coming out bro. Just get over it.

Umm no. Game of Thrones got MUCH better after a few middling to bad seasons when it was finally untethered from GRRM’s later books in the series. To me, the TV show IS the official canon. I could care less if GRRM never publishes anything ever again.

First read Game of Thrones about 8 years ago after reading a New Yorker piece about how divided his fanbase was over his slow output. I figured, if people are clamoring this rabidly for new pages, this guy must be good. Only now, 8 years later and thousands of pages in, do I realize that article wasn’t a promotion…

That’s more the kind of behavior I’d expect from a Cardinal.

There really should be a way to organize the comments so that the latest ones show up first. Every time you post a new version of this list, I still see the same comment lamenting the removal of Infamous Second Son. Not that I disagree, but I wanna talk about Inside.