I refuse to wish anyone happy birthday on facebook. If they’re an important enough friend they get a call or a text. If they’re not do they really care that I wish them happy birthday on social media?

Is Siri aware that Duke’s MBB will be playing 0 quarters of basketball this weekend?

Your point about the B1G being ass this year is still valid. People that pretend an entire season didn’t happen because of a couple of close games are the worst.

The rings were not recovered.

INTERNATIONAL IS JUST A FANCY WORD FOR IMMIGRANT. THEY KNOW KRAFT IS FRIEND WITH TRUMP AND THAT BRADY VOTE FOR TRUMP. THE IMMIGRANT MEDIA TOOK HIS JERSEY. DON’T BE FOOLED BY LIBTARD LIES

The place below that red line... that’s Jay Cutler.

Because the biggest requirement & responsibility is to wash your hands frequently & even that requires a timer on the wall to remind people. It’s a zero skill job designed (like almost all minimum wage jobs) for the unskilled to learn a skill & leave, or for the elderly who want to keep busy in retirement or…

Oddly enough, I’ve got a few dishwasher positions that offer up to $11/hr (full time if you want it), also have 2 or 3 busser positions that pay $9.50-10.50/hr + tips.

McDonald’s pays a decent wage for the work being performed. I worked there as a teen and was treated well, and learned a lot about the responsibilities of being employed. I didn’t earn much money ($4.25/hr back then), but I consider it to have been paid training.

Can we all applaud and celebrate that he used landscape mode?

In my mental version of this, you go back exactly 1 year, with only $50. You’re not surviving till October and the Cubs victory on $50. So you’ve got to get a couple of good pulls in the next day or two just to eat, then parlay enough small bets into reasonable ones to be able to rent a place to sleep.

Yeah, I think the key here is what sporting event won’t leave you with a hangover by half-time.

Bert and Ernie are muppets, not Muppets. Any puppet that came out of Jim Henson’s workshop is a muppet, but only those appearing on the Muppet Show are proper noun Muppets. It’s not a hard distinction, folks.

Getting drunk AT the sporting event? Who am I, Rockefeller?

Which is almost a shame because Sugarman is the single best name for an opioid dealer to have

Reading is fundamental. here’s four references to Vicodin on just one page. There are dozens more.

I am just going to assume the Patriots cheated.

L...S...H.... Lady StoneHeart Confirmed

There really should be a way to organize the comments so that the latest ones show up first. Every time you post a new version of this list, I still see the same comment lamenting the removal of Infamous Second Son. Not that I disagree, but I wanna talk about Inside.