Which speaks to why it was such a good game. Despite being a mediocre port (I played the 360 version), mechanically complex, and story dense it was still eminently playable for noobs to the genre. Old school Bioware was a glorious company, shame what happened to them...

“And if that doesn’t work, they’re suggesting “restarting the game client” or “uninstalling and reinstalling the game”.”

It seems like the music/background sounds are super load, while the dialogue is muted and the actors mumble. I’ve always had a bit of trouble hearing a conversation when there’s a lot of background noise (noisy restaurants and bars), or even when my cousins would whisper to me.

He’s not wrong - I can sit in one theater, watching a movie, and hear the explosion of another movie playing next door. It’s a bit disconcerting.

This really wasn't a funny story. I don't know why it was treated like it was.

I mean, Jimmy Buffett realized probably 20 years before anyone else that there was such a thing as a lifestyle artist and said lifestyle should revolve around Caribbean vacations. Like Ibiza for boomers.

It would also dilute his message. He knew about Paltrow and the message was “if you go after her again, I’ll kill you”. Expanding that to other women (unknown to Pitt and Paltrow, as in they didn’t even know there WERE others) just gives Weinstein an opening to muddy things.

To defend Pitt a bit, in that moment it probably didn’t occur to him that there were other women who had gone through abuse similar to Paltrow from that POS.  

So Brad did a thing, and still needs to have that touch of snark, that too bad he didn’t do more?

Honestly Interstellar would have been a much better movie if Matthew McConneghey’s character became a Star Saphire and was given their requisite skimpy outfit.

Metal Goose Solid - Bastard Waterfowl Shenanigans

I have been waiting on Untitled Goose Game ever since it was first revealed—largely because I think my wife will love it.

We have something of a difficult history with geese. More specifically, our dog has a difficult history with geese. He’s roughly seventy-five pounds of muscle, and is good about defending the…

That whole thing read like a gender flipped Talented Mr. Ripley for the Instagram Age.

I didn’t know anything about this before this Jez article (because I’m 44) but I read Natalie’s essay and just... holy shit, kids. Why are you like this?

Man Injures Throwing Hand Throwing Hands.

First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.

They both sound like awful people.

I just looked at my phone and realized I haven’t installed any new app in years. The most recent one is PushBullet, which is pretty well known.

Mainly so they can confirm that the app on their device is indeed the one they should get rid of. Obviously, do not sideload the apps from those links.

What maniac is out there downloading the Certain Wallpaper app?