Metal Goose Solid - Bastard Waterfowl Shenanigans
jsrogers
jsrogers
I have been waiting on Untitled Goose Game ever since it was first revealed—largely because I think my wife will love it.
We have something of a difficult history with geese. More specifically, our dog has a difficult history with geese. He’s roughly seventy-five pounds of muscle, and is good about defending the…
Actually, thank you. You just identified something wrong with media lately. That’s a solid list of everything I’ve been disappointed with in the last few decades. I’ve literally NEVER seen anything good from J.J. Abrams. He is poison, and with this blasted worship other people might have made these properties without…
I thought they photoshopped her face into the helmet before I realized it was Luke.
Same!!
That whole thing read like a gender flipped Talented Mr. Ripley for the Instagram Age.
I didn’t know anything about this before this Jez article (because I’m 44) but I read Natalie’s essay and just... holy shit, kids. Why are you like this?
Man Injures Throwing Hand Throwing Hands.
First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.
They both sound like awful people.
I just looked at my phone and realized I haven’t installed any new app in years. The most recent one is PushBullet, which is pretty well known.
Mainly so they can confirm that the app on their device is indeed the one they should get rid of. Obviously, do not sideload the apps from those links.
Probably because that is *also* the easiest place to check if its installed, and also to remove it.
Oh no, not my favorite app Humour Camera
The names alone scream sketchy af
What maniac is out there downloading the Certain Wallpaper app?
Who downloads these weird, crappy apps in the first place?
It would be great if they actually were “using their business mediums"- if each had a psychic on staff to divine some revenge upon the other.
I think I would have titled this “Asshole has point about cellphones, is still an asshole”