I mean, it is a classic storytelling trope. A man harbors a vendetta against someone important and powerful who he believes has ruined his life. He spends years plotting revenge and then, when his big moment finally arrives, he is swatted away like a fly and the important person barely even notices.

OW ME BACK

I know people will be mad but I think he’s kind of perfect.

There’s a zero percent chance this is not a sex thing.

Please send this video to the horse people with the subject “REAL Horse Athletes.” I want more Dead Letters.

#humanhorse is a hashtag I am not going to click at work. 

A quick search shows that there’s plenty of people who like to run and jump like horses, the most famous of which is Anna Salander

Say your brain worked like your browser history, and you could erase the last X amount of time from it. What’s the longest amount you’d be willing to erase to forget this?

please, no more.  this is all so depressing

Is this a sex thing? This seems like a sex thing. 

I have a question: what the hell, man

But no mention of John Elway, who ran for over 3,400 career yards looking like a horse?

But in the future, when the Koreans have surely eaten all the horses, who do you think will run the Kentucky Derby if not Norwegian women??

The truth about how Drew ended up in hospital is finally revealed. 

A member of the Deadspin staff who shall go unnamed claims to be an experienced horse jumper with the ability to clear a picnic table like Kirstine

this is the stupidest goddamn thing i’ve seen on this website, and I watched the entire video of Barry killing himself with scrambled eggs.  fuck

Enemy hit hard and you get spasm a bit getting hit same goes for enemy. So melee weapon might work on some but don’t rely on it too much. If you every play Hotline Miami its almost the same but more slow and not able to turn 180 mean getting  swamped by baddies is certain dead.

‘Now that I understand how sex works, I realize that his positioning was off. His hands didn’t go up by where your imagined head would be, but rather down by your hips’ - I know how sex works, and hands on my hips is vastly preferable to hands by my head during le humping ;) 

I loved seeing Pikachu singing the Pokemon theme song.

I recognized it as the Home Alone clip but I never realized that wasn’t from a real movie.