I know people will be mad but I think he’s kind of perfect.

There’s a zero percent chance this is not a sex thing.

Please send this video to the horse people with the subject “REAL Horse Athletes.” I want more Dead Letters.

#humanhorse is a hashtag I am not going to click at work. 

A quick search shows that there’s plenty of people who like to run and jump like horses, the most famous of which is Anna Salander

Say your brain worked like your browser history, and you could erase the last X amount of time from it. What’s the longest amount you’d be willing to erase to forget this?

please, no more.  this is all so depressing

Is this a sex thing? This seems like a sex thing. 

I have a question: what the hell, man

But no mention of John Elway, who ran for over 3,400 career yards looking like a horse?

But in the future, when the Koreans have surely eaten all the horses, who do you think will run the Kentucky Derby if not Norwegian women??

The truth about how Drew ended up in hospital is finally revealed. 

A member of the Deadspin staff who shall go unnamed claims to be an experienced horse jumper with the ability to clear a picnic table like Kirstine

this is the stupidest goddamn thing i’ve seen on this website, and I watched the entire video of Barry killing himself with scrambled eggs.  fuck

I want a GotG spinoff, featuring the adventures of Rabbit & Tree, as narrated by Thor.

I honestly wish they follow through with Nebula’s line in Endgame and have backup Gamora end up in a genuine romance with young adult Groot instead.

Where is Gamora? What is Gamora? How is Gamora?

I rather have Thor in the cast than Star-Lord at this point cause I feel like his story has been pretty exhausted (and I really don’t care about his relationship with Gamora, which is the obvious angle for their next arc).

If Gunn delves into Rocket’s backstory, having Thor around actually sounds like a good idea because their rapport was the best thing in Infinity War.

Sounds like a good plan. Everybody loves Rocket. I kind of hope Thor isn’t with the Guardians or at least for only one movie. I’d like to see him back in his own movie before Chris quits for good. Warlock (HIM!) was introduced in Thor anyhow so maybe they’ll borrow a bit from that story. Plus, I want Mangog, dammit.