Mel has been established as being legitimately powerful, but she used to rely far more on showmanship than actual magic. I got the sense that she used up all of her magic in one go here.

Man, if I wanted to watch bodies just stumble around in bad lighting and a heavy frost I’d watch a Bills game.

it is a Targaryen trait but only a few, special Targaryen have it. Trying to make those is why they inbreed.

Being fireproof isn’t a Targaryen trait; Viserys didn’t have it. Dany is just special. Like an X-Man.

Although it felt just about right to have him cowering under cover while someone else finished the job. Not that I even dislike Jon, but this seemed in character — heroic dash stymied by terrible logistics.

I just wish the screen had been even darker so I could have understood even less of what I was seeing!

“White Walkers HATE her! This one neat dagger trick will end the Long Night”

Glad to see military genius Jon Snow once more lead his forces into certain doom, only to be saved by someone not under his command.

Ayra basically was rolling high tonight and scored a crit success on her Sneak Attack on the Night King

If I remember right, in the anime, Jessie wanted to get a Beautifly to use in Contests. But she didn’t notice her Wurmple evolved into Cascoon instead of Silicoon. When it finally evolved into Dustox... she loved it anyway, I think even declaring it prettier then Beautifly.

I think kakuna is less dickish because it already lives in a close knit community of Beedrill who can be angry and dickish for it. Cascoon lives on it’s own more or less.

What if the whole revenge fixation was every cocoon Pokemon’s M.O., but Cascoon is just the worst at doing it secretly? I mean, do you really think Beedrill wouldn’t try to mess up everybody who hurt it in it’s weaker evolutions? Cascoon is just the only one who says the “when I evolve I swear I’m going to kill all of…

Let’s be honest: Peter Quill’s whatever shouldn’t even be on the list. Not when the Warriors Three each had excellent facial hair game.

Also, if you are going to list Rocket, he really has to be ahead of Whiplash, too.

As per usual, poor Hawkeye never gets a mention :/

I was honestly sad about the lack of Cap beard in Endgame. It makes him look about twenty years younger, which is nice and all when going for the clean-cut young soldier thing, but once I got used to the beardy grown-up Captain America I just didn’t want to go back.

This might be one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while. Bravo.

Honestly, there’s so much paradox going on, returning the stones is the least of the problems.

The real saddest death of Endgame was the part where they locked down ScarJo at the height of her career in 2010 and then proceeded to do nothing with her for seven films.

That Hail Hydra when we thought we were going to get Elevator Beatdown 2: Electric Boogaloo was pretty damn funny too.