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The Discovery finale with all its explosions and pew pew lasers makes me nostalgic for TNG when Picard would save the day by having discussions around a boardroom conference table.

I’ve said it before and will say it again. They spent more on 3D printing those Klingon costumes in the pilot than has ever been spent on scripts or the writers.

Aren’t they in the beta quadrant? Isn’t that where the final signal showed up? So the next series of Discovery will take place where there is no Starfleet, I suppose no spore drive to get them home, and a rag tag crew, looking for a 13th colony... called Earth?

or roughly 700 years after every Star Trek character we know and love is long dead.

The whole Discovery cover up thing demonstrates, once again, that whenever Trek tries to answer questions about production inconsistencies in story, the result is always, always worse than just leaving it alone.

It’s going to be the original version of Andromeda. A Star Trek where the Federation hasn’t existed for hundreds, but one ship remembers it, and tries to reforge it.

I think I’m only being half snarky.

I still don’t get why this isn’t part of the Kelvin timeline, aside from some mysterious internal Paramount shenanigans unrelated to story.

And so yay, the show is what it always should have been, a sequel series. I don’t feel like we wasted two seasons at all, no sir.

- It’s definitely a very...convenient way to explain why we’ve never heard of the Discovery, the spore drive, or Michael

Everything about this show indicates a writers’ room flying by the seat of its pants.

Soooo ... now it’s Andromeda? Does that mean we’ll see Kevin Sorbo at some point?

So many EPS conduits explode in so many consoles this episode that it honestly might be a Star Trek record.

I hope they stay in the future, as most of the issues with Discovery revolved around it being a prequel.

I know this is the last Fox X-Men movie (New Mutants doesn’t count), but I feel Jean’s character wasn’t developed enough in the last movie to do the Dark Phoenix story line.

Because that’s what trailers spoilers do.

Because it’s basically a 5 min trailer.

I watched that shit as fast as I could find it and don’t feel like it spoiled anything.

If you haven’t heard, some dipshit leaked a bunch of Endgame footage and is spreading it throughout social media and other platforms for shits and giggles.

The real Avengers were us, and the only Infinity Stone we ever needed were the friends we made along the way.  

But I LOVE SPOILERS!! Gimme gimme gimme. Seriously.