This is why we can’t have nice things. You guys are giving Draymond shit for doing his due diligence to photograph and identify which dick he’s not supposed to kick.

At least one organization was listening to Chris Carter’s advice.

If you want the drone to land on you within an hour just wear a turban.

I hope Bill Belichik doesn’t confuse it for Rob Ryan when he tries to hack the pigskin with the chips.

This is like when OJ got arrested in Nevada which would make Steven Adams’ balls Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman.

To be fair, I too would rather take shots from Gilbert Arenas than Javaris Crittenton.

It’s impressive to know that the mosquitoes spreading the Zika virus aren’t the worst blood suckers in the country.

I’m glad the medics are getting practice to prepare for the flood of Cubs fans that will jump off ledges in October.

You mad?

The only PPV in the future with Bones that I would pay for is a fight with Johnny Manziel for a bag of coke placed in the middle of the octagon.

This dude is an addict, lies like an addict, does douchey addict shit (like crashing into a pregnant woman and returning to grab his cash/weed because duh) so maybe we shouldn’t be surprised when he consumes like an addict. Fuck this guy, he can talk all the shit he wants to Cormier, and he beat him handily the only…

You can make the same gif with OKC management deciding to trade Harden instead of paying him. How tasty are those sweet luxury tax dollars now?

Do you guys cover all celebrities this late or just Tracy Morgan?

If only he had a tank to protect himself and shoot back. Tanks don’t kill people, people kill people.

This shit is going to look like an abortion of the real thing when the Thunder smash the Cavs.

Yeah, but when a woman is forced to take a tip to the face by Bill Cosby it’s a crime. This is some racist bullshit.

The true joke is that Cardinals fans gave Tony LaRussa a standing ovation at their spring training complex after he was busted. Not like that traitor Heyward who had the audacity to choose his employer when he had the right to do so.

The only one that wants to sex that Mutombo is Jerry Sandusky.

To be fair to D’Antoni, the last of the Rockets defense left when Harden split with Khloe Kardashian.

The only thing near the Rockets that will have any defense in them will be Khloé Kardashian.