Bill Self was most offended by the fact that it was done with a fake money gun and not a real money gun.

Him returning as a TV analyst means he took a pay cut from the last time he was on the field 

Are we sure this wasn't the Fox News hot mic?

You can tell he wasn’t coached by Urban Meyer... because the victim of the aggression is still alive.

I bet R Kelly is looking to move to Jacksonville to create a splash at, in his opinion, the party of the year.

I was really sad to read about the little girl that witnessed the altercation crying but I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that when the Indians get their ass kicked it creates a trail of tears.

The NFL, where you get punished less for knocking people off their feet than taking a knee.

I haven’t seen a Portuguese forward spin this much since Cristiano Ronaldo was trying to avoid a rape charge.

The last time the NFL acted this quickly to rectify a mistake in a video, it involved an elevator.

What a tragic, avoidable event it turned out to be for the whole Angels organization. And to think, there are still over 2 years and about $70 million left on Albert Pujols’ contract.

This reminds me of the time I interrupted my first meal with a second meal.

I’m pretty sure the decision to bring Angel Hernandez won't be the worst call made.

The Raptors started playing the offensive equivalent of prevent defense which is to run the clock and then settle for a way worse shot than if you just ran your normal offense.

The crowd cheered so loudly I started looking for an almost paralyzed Michael Irvin.

I’m going to ask what everybody’s thinking:  how does this affect Bob Kraft’s handjob video?

What are the odds that the shooter was coached by Urban Meyer?

He’s just being a giant baby because Madison’s bum garnered a giant dong.

If you think the Raptors are good now wait until they sign Kevin Durant in the offseason.

I’m just wondering how many players would have died if they were in charge of NFL players.

We finally found something in Kansas City that disappears faster than the food on Andy Reid’s plate and the Chiefs in the playoffs.