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Cactus Plant Flea Market-style four-eyed toys of the old McDonald’s characters

Can people really not handle a multi-hour movie these days? Bring back intermissions for people whose bladders and/or attention spans can’t handle it.

It’s hard to imagine the person who created this plot point has anything but hate for Star Wars and all storytelling.

WTF, release it right now Warner Bros. Don’t do Brendan dirty like that, he deserves better.

All Disney really need to do is get a WNBA player to do some of these motion capture moments. Stop exhausting the VFX artists. They have to go home. 

Eh, they’re also upset about She-Hulk twerking with Megan Thee Stallion, and y’know what?”

Wait you are saying that Sandman wasnt trending enough to do pieces about it?

I’m actually surprised that The Sandman is supposedly doing as well as it is because most of the advertisements I’ve seen for it are on channels that I follow (i.e. social media accounts). Sites like io9 pretty much ignored it for almost its entire first week of release. Compare that to the inescapable wall-to-wall

Thankfully they have ‘side effect of the attempted Bizarro merge’ to fall back on if nothing else.

Its *almost* like this site only talks about the shows and films they are paid too. Unless they can score some rage-clicks, of course. 

For all the people complaining (looks OK) about this trailer: Go watch The Munsters trailer and then come back to me. This looks amazing. Full stop.

Muppet Babies?

You’re paying 60 bucks to have someone do everything for you. I mean, if you don’t want to pay 60 bucks, go get the figure you want, scan your head, scale it properly, 3D print it, paint it, and put it on your figure.

You can already buy any figure and 3D print a head yourself.

It’s all really, really dumb. If Marvel Studios doesn’t trust the people they hire not to illegally upload screeners to the internet, then they probably shouldn’t have been hired in the first place.

Hey just a heads up, what this comment section DOESN’T need - your commentary about how you have no problem with Kelly Marie Tran/Moses Ingram/John Boyega/etc. you just don’t like the characters they play or how they were written.

They’re definitely saving that one for a big flashback in the Ahsoka spin-off show.

Great coverage - I just wish people didn’t suck so bad. So much so that the official Star Wars page had to tell people to not be racist.

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

LOL way to spoil the best cameo. Jesus this site is so fucking bad at not spoiling shit.